Thursday, 16 May 2013

Twitter Promotion Vs Twitter Cold Calling

Hello you! 

Thought I'd try posting this amusing and yet thought-provoking tale as a Storify piece.

Let's give it a spin...

What do you think, readers? God knows, I've got the self-promotion/spam balance wrong in the past when it comes to promoting my books via the Twitters. For me, the key thing isn't how genuine and well-meaning Grimnian Promotions are - they may well be the most splendidly valiant outfit on Twitter for all I know - but how they initially came across. And then, of course, how unreasonable one of them became. Speak your brains in comments below!

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Ever read a ghost story which is about you, set in your home and is mailed to you as a physical letter?  My 10,000-word short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home fits that bill.  This grave warning from the previous resident of your home tells you things you really don't want to hear.  A Sincere Warning... can be purchased as a low-cost ebook or as a uniquely personalised physical letter sent to your home address!  Full details at ScaryLetter.com

My horror novella Beast In The Basement is a dark, twisted tale of obsession, revenge, censorship, blame culture and parental responsibility.  In a big house in the countryside, an increasingly unstable author toils over a new hotly-anticipated novel which will close the best-selling trilogy of Jade Nexus books.  A violent incident tips him into a downward spiral with horrific consequences.  Read it before someone spoilers you!  Beast is available for Kindle (which can be read on most devices) at Amazon UK, Amazon US and more.  More details here.

My Amazon-acclaimed non-fiction ebook How To Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne And Everyone Else is out now on Amazon UK, Amazon US and Amazon Germany, among others.  You can also buy it direct from me, in a Triple Pack of all three major file-types (PDF, ePub, Kindle), via PayPal.  Full details here, you splendid individual.

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Wednesday, 17 April 2013

John Yorke's New Book. Plus: Win A Three-Day Course With Him!

Some writers worship at the altar of script structure, toiling over their inciting incidents and midpoints, while others go out of their way to shun that kind of thing.  The latter bunch often worry that overly prescriptive structural tenets will limit their creativity and reduce their work to formulaic pap.

John Yorke has written a book which makes a great case for the whole Structure Vs No Structure debate being based on a false dichotomy.  We all, John argues, end up adhering to fundamental, ingrained story principles, whether we consciously do so or not.  The man's an expert on this stuff, being the Managing Director of Company Pictures and the former Head of Channel 4 Drama and Controller of BBC Drama Production.  He also founded the BBC Writers' Academy in 2005, where he gained something of a reputation for being a story structure evangelist.

Into The Woods: A Five Act Journey Into Story, the new Penguin book, suggests that John's reputation is far from the whole story.  While he is clearly fascinated - okay, obsessed - by what makes stories work and the underlying patterns which unite them, he doesn't insist that you have to do X on Page Y.  He's certainly not one of those gurus.  He does argue, as I said, that certain story shapes are inevitable, but as his introduction states, "It's important to assert that writers don't need to understand structure.  Many of the best have an uncanny ability to access story shape unconsciously, for it lies as much within their minds as it does in a nine-year-old's.  This isn't a book advocating its conscious use.  Its aim is to explore and examine narrative shape, ask how and why it exists..."

John Yorke, yesterday
What follows is fascinating and might well blow your mind.  John's thoughts about the writer's instinct are very much in tune with my own: the more story we absorb and the more story we create, the wiser and more informed our judgement calls become.  The good news is that storytelling instincts are arguably innate: John cites the example of a nine-year-old boy improvising a very short story which nevertheless followed classical storytelling structure.  For writers, what matters even more than the original idea is the way in which they choose to execute that idea.  There may be infinite ways to do it, but experience and instinct will help us pick the one which feels right.  That's why, when veterans like Russell T Davies or Tony Jordan are up against a deadline and have their basic story idea, they'll know almost immediately how to frame it, how to break it down and how best to serve it.

Into The Woods is highly recommended even for those who have read every Syd Field, Robert McKee and Christopher Vogler book in the universe, not just because of its authority and insight, but because it strives to uncover why classical storytelling structure exists, its surprisingly long history and its relationship to the ways in which human beings decode the world.  John's writing style is nicely conversational and it's great to see more recent examples from TV and film - Line Of Duty and Attack The Block, to name but two - cited alongside the usual suspects like Macbeth and The Godfather.

John is launching a brand new online Storytelling For Television course as a companion piece to Into The Woods.  Running for 16 weeks from September, it can be undertaken by anyone anywhere in the world and aims to offer "practical ways of applying the theories of the book to create compelling stories".

As it's been a while since an important new book on writing emerged, I'm in a celebratory mood.  Competition time! One lucky reader of this blog will win a two-and-a-half-day course with John Yorke in person.  You'll be part of a nicely compact group of writers receiving tuition from John at a London venue to be decided, over dates in June also to be decided.  Furthermore, three runners-up will win a copy of Into The Woods, courtesy of Penguin Books.

HOW TO ENTER THE COMPETITION

John Yorke, lecturing at the BBC Writers' Festival
Getting into the spirit of John's book, simply write a Comment below, summarising your favourite Inciting Incident* in a film or TV drama.

The Comments on this blog are moderated, so if you post an entry which doesn't describe an Inciting Incident, I'll spare your blushes by DESTROYING it.  Try again later!

Your chosen Inciting Incident is solely needed to earn you entry into the competition. The winners will be randomly selected from entrants.  In two weeks, at 8pm on May 1 2013, I'll randomly draw one course winner and three runners-up from the entries in Comments below.

Some small-print-type stuff: if you win the day course, you'll need to make your own way to and from the London location, at your own expense.  Only one entry per person, please, no anonymous comments and only one person can win the course place.  You must be 18 or over to enter.  I considered excluding writers I know personally from entering... then realised that I know so many that it'd be hard to know where to draw the line!  So I hope you'll trust in the strictly randomised nature of the draw, which I'll probably accomplish with Twitter's aid.  I thank you.  If it turns out you're unable to attend the course when contacted by Penguin Books in May, we'll draw another winner. Right, I think that's it.

Good luck!

Into The Woods: A Five Act Journey Into Story is out now via Penguin Books, available in paperback and Kindle editions.  You can read full details about John's Professional Writing Academy course here.

* What's an Inciting Incident, you say?  It's the Act One event which kickstarts the story, throwing the protagonist out of their normal world and comfort zone. It's not to be confused with later turning points: in the technical scriptwriting sense of the term, each story has only one Inciting Incident. Neither should it be confused with loglines - I'm just looking for the ONE incident, not a summary of the whole story (so there's no need for spoilers of what comes later.)  "It might be useful to see [an Inciting Incident] as the subject of a film's trailer," writes John in Into The Woods.  "It's the moment the journey begins... If all stories are a quest, then the inciting incidents are like this - an invitation to begin the journey.  They say to the protagonist, 'This is your goal'."

Here are a few examples of Inciting Incidents.  Please describe your own favourite in this fashion and format when entering the competition.
  • A young boy is found dead on the beach of a small Cornish town (Broadchurch, ITV1)
  • A former CIA operative's daughter is kidnapped by human traffickers (the film Taken)
  • A group of supermarket/hospital workers win the Lottery (The Syndicate, BBC One)
  • A hacker becomes obsessed with the meaning of cryptic references to "The Matrix" on his computer (the film The Matrix, strangely enough)
Get to it!

UPDATE at 8pm, May 1, 2013: THE WINNERS!

It's been a fun competition, albeit one which underlined how some folk are prone to confusing loglines, turning points or just plain scenes, with inciting incidents!  I admittedly let a few 'fuzzy' entries slip through the net, because I'm a soft touch.

The ever-so-handy website random.org was used to select the following winners:

DAVID SCULLION is the lucky winner of the John Yorke course!  Well done, David.

Three splendid runners-up prizes of the book Into The Woods... go to EMMA HILL, NATALIE LANCASTER and COLIN FRANGICETTO!

Congratulations, winners!  Please write to me here, giving me your full name, postal address, phone number and email address.  Rest assured, these details will only be used for the purpose of a lovely person from Penguin Books getting in touch to tell you when the course is (Rick) or sending you John's book (Emma, Natalie, Leila).

Commiserations to all who entered but came away empty-handed.  Thanks for some excellently varied inciting incidents.

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Want to feel afraid in your own home?  My 10,000-word short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home can help.  Presented as a letter to YOU which is delivered to YOUR house, this grave warning from the previous resident tells you things you really don't want to hear.  A Sincere Warning... can be purchased as a 96p ebook or as a uniquely personalised physical letter which is mailed to your home address!  Full details at ScaryLetter.com

My dark thriller novella Beast In The Basement is a twisted tale of obsession, revenge, censorship, blame culture and parental responsibility.  In a big house in the countryside, an increasingly unstable author toils over a new hotly-anticipated novel which will close the best-selling trilogy of Jade Nexus books.  A violent incident tips him into a downward spiral with horrific consequences.  Read it before someone spoilers you!  Beast is available for Kindle (which can be read on most devices) at Amazon UK, Amazon US and more.  More details here.

My Amazon-acclaimed non-fiction ebook How To Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne And Everyone Else aims to tell you everything I learned about interviewing people, in my past life as a journalist.  It's available via Amazon UK, Amazon US and Amazon Germany, among others.  You can also buy it direct from me, in a Triple Pack of all three major file-types (PDF, ePub, Kindle), via PayPal.  Full details here, you splendid individual.

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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Love Them And Leave Them

Been thinking about a bizarre contradiction in the way we writers need to work, throughout our careers.

We have to choose projects which we properly love.  Projects which mean something to us and which we connect with in some way, even if we’re not entirely sure how.  We need to carefully foster the idea, from that initial brain-spark all the way through to final draft.  It’s a long, laborious process, especially in prose: and what keeps us at it is love.  That connection to the subject matter, the theme, the characters or even sometimes just the genre.  I’ve learned the hard way that when I choose stories solely because they work, the end result lacks va-va-voom.  It just works, like some expertly assembled Frankenstein’s Monster without soul.  When I properly love a story and feel connected to it, the fruits of those labours are always riper.

So we must love what we write and spend a great deal of our time and effort nurturing it. 

And then we must be prepared to ruthlessly drop it like a stone and move on.

We’re surrogate mothers, if you’ll excuse the comparison (frankly, you don’t have much of a choice.)  Our progeny grow inside us, then after birthing them we’re often forced to forget about them altogether.  We move on, stony-faced, like ships in the night, with a trail of illegitimate stories behind us.  Stories which we lost, due to rejection, malfunction, having to sign them over or suddenly realising that the BBC will never buy a series about mechanical microscopic badgers inside Christ’s left nostril.

This is all yet another reason why writing’s a properly mad job.  We build mighty towers of narrative with the utmost love and care, only to tear them down and build brand new ones.  We love them, but can’t afford to love them too much.  How do you do that?  Many will fail: they’ll never acknowledge the flaws in their offspring.  They’ll never move on.

The need to love and leave our work also exists at an atomic level, right down to lines of dialogue, plot points, our turns of phrase.  Ever heard of the expression “Kill your babies”?  In case you didn’t know, it means your favourite bits of business are often royally screwing the project as a whole.  As you hack them out, you’ll feel like you’re hacking out your own heart, but then you’ll stand back and see how much better the big picture looks.

Love your babies, kill your babies.  Again and again, over and over.  The writer’s eternal contradiction.

Exhibit Q in the cosmic court case which seeks to prove we’re all insane.

Of course, the way we cope lies in the cracks between love and loss.  Because our favourite brainspawn will inevitably return in future work.  We’ll write them again and again until they fit, like children repeatedly jamming jigsaw pieces against various puzzle-gaps.

And one day, one glorious day, they will fit. 

Oh yes, one day our babies will be reborn.

Because we never really stopped loving them.  


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Want to feel afraid in your own home?  My 10,000-word short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home can help.  Presented as a letter to YOU which is delivered to YOUR house, this grave warning from the previous resident tells you things you really don't want to hear.  A Sincere Warning... can be purchased as a low-cost ebook or as a uniquely personalised physical letter which is mailed to your home address!  Full details at ScaryLetter.com

My horror novella Beast In The Basement is a dark, twisted tale of obsession, revenge, censorship, blame culture and parental responsibility.  In a big house in the countryside, an increasingly unstable author toils over a new hotly-anticipated novel which will close the best-selling trilogy of Jade Nexus books.  A violent incident tips him into a downward spiral with horrific consequences.  Read it before someone spoilers you!  Beast is available for Kindle (which can be read on most devices) at Amazon UK, Amazon US and more.  More details here.

My Amazon-acclaimed non-fiction ebook How To Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne And Everyone Else is out now on Amazon UK, Amazon US and Amazon Germany, among others.  You can also buy it direct from me, in a Triple Pack of all three major file-types (PDF, ePub, Kindle), via PayPal.  Full details here, you splendid individual.

How to Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne and Everyone Else

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Where Are We Now? March 2013

This occasional new blog format was inspired by the mighty Warren Ellis, who semi-regularly posts Who I Am And Where To Find Me status updates over at his gaff.  Although in my case, this extended status update is really more for my benefit than anyone else's...

So.  Where are we now, in March 2013?

I'm Jason Arnopp, scriptwriter and author.  Used to be a journalist but I'm all better now.

I love to watch or read anything with some form of intensity or great characters.  Ideally both.  I aim to write this way too.

I previously wrote one feature film, script-edited another and wrote many official tie-in things for the worlds of Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures and Friday The 13th.

But what next?  I'm working on five feature films in various stages of development, from one-pagers to casting.  About twice that number, if you count dormant feature scripts which may resurrect themselves one day.  One of these five active film projects is the previously announced Africa-set horror-thriller Safari, which will hopefully shoot this year.  Another is a blood-drenched Hong Kong romp.

Today, I finished draft zero on a new TV series pilot which I'm writing on spec.  Finishing that feels great.  I'm co-writing another potential TV series with someone amazing, who I can't name.  That feels even greater.

I've released three Kindle things via Retribution Books.  In non-fiction, there's How To Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne And Everyone Else.  In fiction there's the thriller novella Beast In The Basement and scary horror short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home.

That last one is also available as a bespoke Paper Edition, which people seem to like: so much so, in fact, that I may have to temporarily pull the shutters down on availability quite soon, in order to get more work done pre-Summer.  Over the last nine months, on and off, I've been writing my fourth Kindle book, another non-fiction effort, 101 Writing Fears And How To Deal With Them.  Hopefully that title speaks for itself.  I'm also very slowly writing a novel.

Over in the wacky world of comics, my seven-page story Consumed is destined for zombie anthology series Dead Roots.  This will emerge later in the year and I can't wait to see the finished product from artist Sarah Gordon.

You can find my main Twitter account here.  I also have side accounts for journalism, thrash metal and old school VHS.

I have an official Facebook page and you can write to me via this, although I might not notice for a while.

I have a main Tumblr and another for old school VHS (yes, I'm really into my old school VHS right now.  If you have ex-rental '80s tapes you'd like to off-load, let me know.)  I have a Vine account and like Vine a lot, but have no clue how to link you to my profile.

And that, my juggled jars of precious moonlight, is where we are in March 2013.  I've almost certainly forgotten some stuff and definitely concealed some other stuff.  Still, it's cleared my head even if it's bored yours THE HELL OFF.

Good day to you.

Recent interview with me at The Cult Den, talking about horror, Doctor Who and being held at gunpoint at the Vatican

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Thank You Utopia...

... for reminding me to write exactly what I want to write, instead of trying to second-guess what might slot into the current TV climate and landscape.

It's a reminder we all need from time to time: follow your heart, gut, balls... whichever part of the body you use to personify your gumption and personality.  Writer Dennis Kelly clearly followed his, and the result has been six weeks of Utopia on Channel 4.

What a great show.  I consider myself a battle-hardened viewer of unpleasant material, but Episode One managed to leave even me disturbed.  I love to be disturbed.  That episode felt like a real statement of intent, intended to drag people in (although it may have equally turned off the faint-hearted), and which actually meant Utopia never had to be quite so extreme again.  The threat was always there and that was sufficient, give or take the odd school massacre or child watching its mother get shot in the head.

Beyond the jolting violence lay plenty of other treats.  Utopia looked fresh (thanks to the stylised widescreen work of directors Marc Munden, Wayne Che Yip and Alex Garcia Lopez, not to mention everyone else involved on that side of things), sounded fresh and brilliantly ignored several TV rules.  The whole thing felt like a beast unbound, in a world where anything could happen. That's rare enough in film, let alone the more constrained world of TV.

Those who switched off early, perhaps assuming Utopia was just going to be a load of shooting and torture, missed out on a Huge Underlying Question worthy of Russell T Davies, along with a conspiracy plot which kept unfolding and surprising.  Among an ensemble of strong performances were two actors who absolutely demanded you keep your eyes on them.  You couldn't not watch Arby (Neil Maskell) and Jessica (Fiona O'Shaughnessy), seen in the photo above.  Two amazing examples of character and actor blending in an utterly compelling way.

Regardless of how well Utopia did in the ratings, I can confidently predict it will reach countless more people via 4OD (as I type, all six episodes are still available to view), DVD and Blu Ray.  Its place as a cult classic is already assured.

                                                                         * * *

Want to feel afraid in your own home?  My 10,000-word short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home can help.  Presented as a letter to YOU which is delivered to YOUR house, this grave warning from the previous resident tells you things you really don't want to hear.  A Sincere Warning... can be purchased as a low-cost ebook or as a uniquely personalised physical letter which is mailed to your home address!  Full details at ScaryLetter.com

My horror novella Beast In The Basement is a dark, twisted tale of obsession, revenge, censorship, blame culture and parental responsibility.  In a big house in the countryside, an increasingly unstable author toils over a new hotly-anticipated novel which will close the best-selling trilogy of Jade Nexus books.  A violent incident tips him into a downward spiral with horrific consequences.  Read it before someone spoilers you!  Beast is available for Kindle (which can be read on most devices) at Amazon UK, Amazon US and more.  More details here.

My Amazon-acclaimed non-fiction ebook How To Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne And Everyone Else is out now on Amazon UK, Amazon US and Amazon Germany, among others.  You can also buy it direct from me, in a Triple Pack of all three major file-types (PDF, ePub, Kindle), via PayPal.  Full details here, you splendid individual.

How to Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne and Everyone Else

Thursday, 17 January 2013

The Launch Of V/H/S... In A Video Shop

Last night, I attended the UK launch of the found-footage anthology film V/H/S.  With characteristic imagination and effort, Fetch Publicity located the required free drinks in a pop-up, one-night-only retro video shop.  Foolishly, I had feared that this Shoreditch-based 'shop' might consist solely of a couple of half-hearted shelves, but no, they'd gone the whole hog, with every available stretch of wall covered with old-school videos in racks.  There was also a glowing video shop sign, some TVs with videos playing on them and basically everything to recreate that '80s rental store feel besides the reek of stale fag ash.



It was strangely apt to attend such an event, on the day that Blockbuster went into administration in the UK.  As I said on Twitter, though, while I'm sorry to see that chain go, I also remember how it elbowed a whole host of cool indie video shops out of business, back in the day.

For me, video rental shops were initially all about forbidden fruit.  As a kid, I would gaze in wonder at the lurid front covers, then read the graphically hyperbolic and spoilerific text on the back covers of the nasty likes of Don't Go In The House (people set on fire!) or The Hills Have Eyes (people crucified, then set on fire!) and think I'd never be allowed to watch them.  When I finally did see those movies, the experience was all the sweeter.  Video shops bombarded the eyes with garish posters and cover artwork, the brain with evocative descriptions and the nose with cigarette smoke.   Up until the inevitable horrors of the 1984 Video Recordings Act, when the powers-that-be decided to clamp down and regulate everything, these stores were also lawless, wild new frontiers.  How I miss them.

It was a great night and it was a pleasure, as always, to see the likes of FX maestro Dan Martin, Total Film man Sam Ashurst, The Devil's Business writer/director Sean Hogan, film historian Marc Morris and Doghouse director Jake West.  Oh, and rabid video collector Dale Lloyd, who kindly provided the video boxes for the event.

More photos from the event on my tumblr (feel free to follow while you're there) and my Facebook page (feel free to hit 'Like' in order to receive further updates).

You can read an old blogpost of mine here, which goes into more detail about Don't Go In The House and the lure of the video nasty. 

And here's a good article at The Raygun, about this event and the enduring appeal of VHS.

V/H/S is released in UK cinemas on January 18, then hits DVD and Blu Ray on the 28th.


                                                                         * * *

Want to feel afraid in your own home?  My 10,000-word short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home can help.  Presented as a letter to YOU which is delivered to YOUR house, this grave warning from the previous resident tells you things you really don't want to hear.  A Sincere Warning... can be purchased as a low-cost ebook or as a uniquely personalised physical letter which is mailed to your home address!  Full details at ScaryLetter.com

My horror novella Beast In The Basement is a dark, twisted tale of obsession, revenge, censorship, blame culture and parental responsibility.  In a big house in the countryside, an increasingly unstable author toils over a new hotly-anticipated novel which will close the best-selling trilogy of Jade Nexus books.  A violent incident tips him into a downward spiral with horrific consequences.  Read it before someone spoilers you!  Beast is available for Kindle (which can be read on most devices) at Amazon UK, Amazon US and more.  More details here.

My Amazon-acclaimed non-fiction ebook How To Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne And Everyone Else is out now on Amazon UK, Amazon US and Amazon Germany, among others.  You can also buy it direct from me, in a Triple Pack of all three major file-types (PDF, ePub, Kindle), via PayPal.  Full details here, you splendid individual.

How to Interview Doctor Who, Ozzy Osbourne and Everyone Else